Ain’t nobody ask you allat.
When someone gives unnecessary details. (via blackproverbs)
Since when???
Usually said in response to an unbelievable action or statement. (via blackproverbs)


I could have exclusive nudes sent to my iPhone from Beyonce herself..and a nigga could offer me 1 million dollars to leak em…and I still wouldnt..cause niggas just aint built like that bruh…you send me a nude, and nobody else that same nudes, I can 100% guarantee you it’ll never see the light of day ever..thats just real nigga shit.


"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"




Ever nap so hard you wake up thinking there’s a day between Saturday and Sunday?


Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always


snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

(Source: blueno)