Ain’t nobody ask you allat.
When someone gives unnecessary details. (via blackproverbs)
Since when???
Usually said in response to an unbelievable action or statement. (via blackproverbs)

bryantsupreme:

I could have exclusive nudes sent to my iPhone from Beyonce herself..and a nigga could offer me 1 million dollars to leak em…and I still wouldnt..cause niggas just aint built like that bruh…you send me a nude, and nobody else that same nudes, I can 100% guarantee you it’ll never see the light of day ever..thats just real nigga shit.

pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes

trilliansmut:

Ever nap so hard you wake up thinking there’s a day between Saturday and Sunday?


jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014


(Source: blueno)